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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

19 minJeremy Greenberg

What's it about

Ever wonder what your cat is really thinking when it stares at you, completely motionless, from across the room? Get ready to finally decode the hilarious, baffling, and sometimes downright destructive logic of your feline overlord, straight from the cat's mouth. This collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photos reveals the secret apologies and not-so-sorry confessions behind your cat's most questionable behavior. You'll learn why your bed makes the perfect litter box, why their "gifts" are a sign of affection, and the real reason they attack your feet at 3 a.m.

Meet the author

Jeremy Greenberg is a three-time winner of the Book of the Year Award from the Dog Writers Association of America, celebrated for his unique photographic humor. A former art director, he found his true calling after a photograph of his own dog went viral, sparking a career capturing the hilarious and heartwarming inner lives of pets. His work combines a professional photographer's eye with a deep, personal understanding of the funny, relatable moments that make animal companionship so special.

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What's it about

Ever wonder what your cat is really thinking when it stares at you, completely motionless, from across the room? Get ready to finally decode the hilarious, baffling, and sometimes downright destructive logic of your feline overlord, straight from the cat's mouth. This collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photos reveals the secret apologies and not-so-sorry confessions behind your cat's most questionable behavior. You'll learn why your bed makes the perfect litter box, why their "gifts" are a sign of affection, and the real reason they attack your feet at 3 a.m.

Meet the author

Jeremy Greenberg is a three-time winner of the Book of the Year Award from the Dog Writers Association of America, celebrated for his unique photographic humor. A former art director, he found his true calling after a photograph of his own dog went viral, sparking a career capturing the hilarious and heartwarming inner lives of pets. His work combines a professional photographer's eye with a deep, personal understanding of the funny, relatable moments that make animal companionship so special.

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