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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

A Mostly True Memoir

14 minJenny Lawson

What's it about

Ever feel like your life is a series of hilariously awkward moments you'd rather forget? What if you could embrace the chaos and find the humor in your most cringe-worthy memories? Get ready to laugh until you cry and see your own quirks in a brilliant new light. This memoir is your permission slip to be imperfect. You'll join author Jenny Lawson on a wild ride through her bizarre rural Texas childhood, her painfully awkward adolescence, and her bewildering journey into adulthood, discovering how to own your strange and wonderful story, one mortifying moment at a time.

Meet the author

Jenny Lawson is a 1 New York Times bestselling author and award-winning humorist known to millions as The Bloggess for her candid and comically absurd storytelling. Drawing from a wonderfully bizarre Texas upbringing and a life spent embracing her own anxieties, Lawson transforms personal chaos into universally relatable and hilarious truths. Her work champions the idea that our imperfections are not just acceptable but are the very things that make our stories worth telling, offering readers laughter and solace in equal measure.

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What's it about

Ever feel like your life is a series of hilariously awkward moments you'd rather forget? What if you could embrace the chaos and find the humor in your most cringe-worthy memories? Get ready to laugh until you cry and see your own quirks in a brilliant new light. This memoir is your permission slip to be imperfect. You'll join author Jenny Lawson on a wild ride through her bizarre rural Texas childhood, her painfully awkward adolescence, and her bewildering journey into adulthood, discovering how to own your strange and wonderful story, one mortifying moment at a time.

Meet the author

Jenny Lawson is a 1 New York Times bestselling author and award-winning humorist known to millions as The Bloggess for her candid and comically absurd storytelling. Drawing from a wonderfully bizarre Texas upbringing and a life spent embracing her own anxieties, Lawson transforms personal chaos into universally relatable and hilarious truths. Her work champions the idea that our imperfections are not just acceptable but are the very things that make our stories worth telling, offering readers laughter and solace in equal measure.

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